Y’all, I do not understand humans. The cell phone store convinces them they needed newer phones… and then convinces them I wasn’t allowed inside. What the wagging tail is that about? So here's what happened. A few days ago, we went to the cell phone store. Me, Mama, and my great niece. Well.They went. I … Continue reading Sassy Goes to the Cell Phone Store…Almost
As you know, hubby and I went away for a long weekend a few weeks ago . We had such a wonderful time with great friends. So this is not about that. What this is about… Is slightly alarming. Have you ever thought about packing to go on a trip? Of course you have. If … Continue reading Packing for Inflammation Instead of Nightlife
I would first like the record to reflect that the parents left me behind. Again. Discarded while they wandered off on what I assume was a completely unnecessary vacation involving restaurants that don’t allow dogs and beds that probably weren’t even properly covered in fur. I think it’s important to report the facts. The parents … Continue reading 🐾Sassy Says: I Have Responsibilities On Campus
A few days ago, I told you all about the snake…OK - the stick. Apparently that was just the rehearsal. So yes. It was not a snake.I overreacted.I do that sometimes. But never—never—in my wildest, most dramatic, slightly exaggerated imaginationdid I expect to be corrected that quickly. Today, hubby and I had just made it … Continue reading I Owe That Stick an Apology
Hubby and I are on a weekend trip with friends. Yes, I know. We are in the middle of managing two houses, packing one, moving into another, and generally living in a state best described as “controlled chaos.” So naturally…we ran away for the weekend to make life easier. Solid plan. No notes. It’s day … Continue reading Not Today Gravity
Third Act With Pattie 