Y’all…it’s official. They have lost their doggone minds.Both. Of. Them. Completely. I heard them talking yesterdayabout leaving the lake houseand going back to the city house. Excuse me?? I was having an excellent time at the lake house.The weather was nice.The birds were active.The squirrels were bold.(A mistake on their part.) I had a full … Continue reading They Have Lost Their Doggone Minds Two Houses. Three People. Zero Good Decisions.
Author: pattiegrogg
I Confess… I Did This To Myself
Turns out "retired together" is not the same retirement. I’ve made mistakes before. Big ones. But none of them stared me in the face all day. Okay... I may have pushed my husband to retire. I did this to myself. Completely. I've been retired - well, semi-retired - for over a year now. By semi-retired, … Continue reading I Confess… I Did This To Myself
I Hate Hemming (But That’s Not The Real Problem)
I call myself a sewist. It sounds respectable.Capable.Like someone who makes actual clothing that people wear out in public. You know - from fitting the pattern to hemming the garment. But the truth is… I don’t make clothes anymore. Because I hate fitting. Hemming too – Which is unfortunate, because at 4’10”, I have never … Continue reading I Hate Hemming (But That’s Not The Real Problem)
Quietly Judging…at the No-Judgment Gym
I made a decision. A grown-up decision.A responsible, health-oriented decision. I decided to join the gym. Let me be very clear about something. I hate the gym. The gym and I have a long-standing policy: mutual avoidance. At best, we coexist on the same planet. I am a 4’10”, short, round, senior woman.I do not … Continue reading Quietly Judging…at the No-Judgment Gym
So… this is my Third Act
Most mornings in the Third Act start the same way. Coffee in my hand, the lake in front of me, and a dog beside me who has very strong opinions about how the rest of us should be running this household. The lake is usually still enough to see my reflection. Which is why coffee … Continue reading So… this is my Third Act




