I Came. I Socialized. Everyone Else Was Thriving. I Executed The Restroom Dodge.

I’m writing this while I’m supposed to be socializing. Which, if you think about it, is a strong indicator of how this evening is going... for me. For everyone else? Oh, they are thriving. Hubby included. Radiant. Engaged. Positively buoyant in a sea of handshakes and conversation. Meanwhile, I am over here realizing six months … Continue reading I Came. I Socialized. Everyone Else Was Thriving. I Executed The Restroom Dodge.

The Wonderdog Strike: Until Further Notice

Let me explain how we got here. Earlier today…there was a situation. A stranger approached the house.There was movement.There were sounds.There was… paperwork. I took action. I alerted.I warned.I escalated appropriately. Management’s response? “Relax.” Relax. And that is when I knew… this “city house” organization no longer values my contributions. Also—while we’re discussing concerns—stranger people … Continue reading The Wonderdog Strike: Until Further Notice

The Last S’kiddle Leaves the Nest

Last weekend, we helped Middle S’kiddle move into her first place. And just like that… our house got quieter in a way I wasn’t quite prepared for. Not empty.Not sad exactly. Just... different. What is a S’kiddle, you ask? Fair question. When my husband and I got married, we didn’t just bring two people into … Continue reading The Last S’kiddle Leaves the Nest

They Have Lost Their Doggone Minds Two Houses. Three People. Zero Good Decisions.

Y’all…it’s official. They have lost their doggone minds.Both. Of. Them. Completely. I heard them talking yesterdayabout leaving the lake houseand going back to the city house. Excuse me?? I was having an excellent time at the lake house.The weather was nice.The birds were active.The squirrels were bold.(A mistake on their part.) I had a full … Continue reading They Have Lost Their Doggone Minds Two Houses. Three People. Zero Good Decisions.