Y’all, I do not understand humans. The cell phone store convinces them they needed newer phones… and then convinces them I wasn’t allowed inside. What the wagging tail is that about? So here's what happened. A few days ago, we went to the cell phone store. Me, Mama, and my great niece. Well.They went. I … Continue reading Sassy Goes to the Cell Phone Store…Almost
For the past FIVE days, my best frienemy Hennie has been staying at my house. Hennie belongs to Mama’s granddaughter, my niece.Which, according to Mama’s completely unverified family math, makes ME Hennie’s great aunt. Honestly, that feels correct.I do have strong opinions and chronic disappointment in other people’s decisions. Also, I am older. Now Hennie … Continue reading Domestic Squatting: A Personal Tail
Y’all… I am not going to get worked up about this. I don’t have the energy. I have things to guard.The few things that are still here. Because strangers keep coming to the "city" house. They pull up.I hear them.I take my position. (Security is clearly a one-dog department.) I start the growl. Mama: “No, … Continue reading No One Seems Concerned But Me
Third Act With Pattie 